What do you plan to do after school?

A question was posed to me today.

"Lewis... What do you want to do after school?"

I thought about my answer VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY carefully here.

3 options ran through my head.

Firstly, "I'ma drop out of first year uni, become a drunk and a druggie and make my living as a pimp. Socially unacceptable, but entrepenuring at its best. I mean come on, it's a way for me to have fun, get sustinance from the drinks, and make money while making other people happy... Generally. I'd be like a genie, make people happy THEN BAM!!! THE DOWNSIDE JUST LIKE ANY GENIES WISH!!! Chlamydia or Syphilis... Or herpes.

Secondly, "I want to go to university for SIX FUCKING YEARS to do the course I want to do and then get stuck in a menial job for the rest of my life never doing anything else." That answer said no to me for two reasons. FIRSTLY, COME ON!!! !NO FUN!. Secondly, 6 years... 6 fucking years. WHO CAN BE FUUUUUCKED.

Finally, "I'm gonna screw around, get drunk, get sexed, get shit faced insane and im gonna enjoy it."

Guess which one I chose....

Heres a hint, response was, "Get out of my class room."

If you guessed 3. YOU WERE RIGHT

Live Life, Enjoy it.

Just Sayin ;)

Adventures of health class. 1.

IM BACK!!!!! SUCK A DICK MOTHERFUCKING FUCKERS!!!!

check my youtube. www.youtube.com/MrShudderrr

Now health class today was entertaining. We were talking about healthcare and organ donors. The question presented was, if someone is not on the organ donor list, do they deserve to be given organs when needed.

My argument was, if they are put onto the waiting list for an organ, they deserve it because we live in a phillanthropic society, also according to the hypocratic oath, doctors need to do what ever possible to help any patient without bias. Including non organ donors.

A girls argument was "its not fair, because they arent doing it, so they dont deserve it".

I posed the question, do we like in the 21st century.

She said yes

I responded "SHITS NOT FAIR"

she threw a pen lid at me...

WIN

Just sayin ;)

I dont have a short OH HEY BUBBLES!!!!

So ive had a revelation come to me a few days ago, firstly my addiction to FLUFFY and SHINY things have started to OVER board... also i've have gained a new addction to... BUBBLES!!! YAYYYYY BUBBULLZZZZZZZZZ

When we pour coke into a glass, that MASSSIVE fiz o' buurbbalz comes up and you just gigglesnort like a teenage girl thats 14, in year 8 and LOOOOOOVES metal music.... No one in particular >_>....

AAAAAS i was saying... shit.... what was i saying... OH YES BUUUEBRABRABBASGAFGAFDSGBUBBLES!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM!!!!


So i've started playing my nintendo 64 again, and Zelda Ocarina of Time (ofc). I mean WHO WOULDNT! but yeh, ive once again become increasingly frusturated with said game because of that blue bitch who fails to make me sammiches and just gives me "helpful" tips.. This is my common thought!

I love that game

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drugs not hugs :)

I got something we must REALLY consider.. was wally, or to you american fucks (waldo), or to you azns (laishuching), or to you germans.. (hitler), gay? i mean, consider what that bastard was wearing, and the fact that he was AAAAAALWAYS hiding?...

so i have nothing to blog about, heres some funneh pixzors.

I love portal, this cake made me lol!

one of the funniest pics i have ever seen!

I tried this one today, apparently cleverbot likes penis :)

 

Have a good day everyone, ill be back tonight

.. Just Sayin ;)

Kawazy

Sooo. It comes to my attention that when hummed, fugue number 23 sends our puppy into somewhat of... Oh I don't know... A wild frenzy. I guess coz every time I play with him I hum the same song. Shocking I know. Now I want to put it out there that... Speaking another language is pretty hardcore. Being able to speak more then 4 languages is pretty solid, (doesn't have to be fluid) and being able to say fuck you in more then 8 languages is just fucking epic.

Now I have a firm belief in pissing people off. If there was a religion of annoyance, I would join that without a thought.

There are three different types off annoyances... Let me deal this out to do.

First there's the physical annoyances - the people that specialize in this form of pissing-offness. They will touch, feel, poke, shove, hit and punch you until it drives you mad with which they respond with "calm down man, chill ya jets." (Dave this explains why I've done this :P cool ya jets bro).

Second is the Vocal Annoyances - This specialty of annoyance is usually "accidentally" used by people with high pitched voices. But people that have mastered the art of vocal annoyance and move their voice box and embechure in such a way that your voice takes such a sound to piss other off. They also count as people who repeat shit, annoying shit that bore you with tedium and piss you off with stupid catch phrases

Finally there's the visual annoyances - the people specializing in such, will do stuff in front of your eyes to gain your attention, or they will block your vision or do something stupid to obscure stuff.

Then there's the people that specialize in all three!! I like to call those people fucking awesome.. Anybody that has that much skill should actually make this shit a religion... OHEY!!! I'm all three. Fuck yehh!


Nah but seriously, these people are a nuisance... And I love it, because they can make shit better at times...

Just Sayin ;)

Depression

So me as a person, i suffer from depression, i get MASSIVE mood swings and occaisionally feel like jumping off of a TALL building. I hate those days. But i came across a picture as such





Now, ive got a 4th to add on to this picture..

So this is true - optimists are "glass half full"
pesimists are "glass half empty"
awesomists are "holy shit! there's a dragon in the glass!"
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THERES LEWISISTS!
Lewisists are "WHO THE FUCK DRANK MY WATER!!! I WILL CUT A BITCH!"

i never share drinks, it pisses me off. So please... fuck off.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY VANESSA!!!

Just Sayin ;)

THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!

THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!
WHEN IM NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS!!!
I LOVE HOW I DANCE!!
AND IM NOT GONNA BE WEARIN UNDERPANTS!!!
YOU CANT MAKE ME!! *BOOOOOOOM*

SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYONE loves very fucking random shit that people say, or the awesome silence breakers such as.... oh i dont know... someone playing a squeaky note on a clarinet OOOOOR someone shouting randomly (please use a very high voice)...

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE!!!
MAH TONAYULZ!"

everyone hate awkward silence but we are all too scared to break it.... then there are the roosterteeth such as me and dave over here >>>>> (hes sitting right next to me, check him out www.reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com).

So heres somethings that we can do to break silence... First of all theres the "fake sneeze". Commonly used in exam periods... people will just be like..

".... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

usually this starts off a chain reaction and BAM the silence is over.

In times of extreme pressure, theres the *gigglesnort* (love you Bishop).

This will release all pressure, and the tense silence of those working around you, starting a chain reaction of gglz.

Finally theres the random shouting such as

"NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! STOP... TOUCHING... MEEEEEEEEEE!"

or

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE
MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE
MY TONAYULZ"

If this does work... then your in a room full of mutes... and you look like a total dickhead..

... Just Sayin ;)

Community Serive Announcement - Exams

SOOO IM BACK AGAIN... again >_>

I dont know about you "other country" ppls (foreigners).. but almost everyone is fucking bugging out about exams.. HAVE NO FEAR LEWIS IS HERE TO FUCK YOU UP!!!!.... i mean... help.. yeh thats right >_>

So lets get straight to some tips for the exams... first of all, and one of the most importants...

SLEEP!!!! - you focus better when you have had a good nights sleep, so sleep as much as you can the day/night/week before.

if you have any days off - STUDY LIKE MAD, make sure you do the stuff from ages ago, the new stuff is stuck in your brain, the old stuff will be fresh when you do.

all aussie exams have 15 minutes "reading time". START FROM THE BACK... like the sunday news paper. Crack that fucker open from the back and read it like a japanese porno. Everyone knows that they put questions in there that have the answers for previous questions.

before the exam... DONT FUCKING CRAM!!! THATS A FUCKING STUPID THING TO DO!!!! Play Cards :) thats how it works, and when waiting outside of the exam, just to last minute preps.

inthe exam room, NO STRESS IS ALLOWED. thats a no stress zone, if theres something that you do that calms you down... DO IT! ill be taking in my deck of cards.

and finally guys and goils... when in doubt... go C :D

We all know that C is the best, also if theres ever an "all of the above".. thats generally the answer.

**Results may differ from person to person, if any troubles... serves you right from trusting someone on the internet... if all goes well, then im a fucking god, and you should all build a statue for me... im not joking.. something heroic... like me standing over a body.. OWAIT NO ME WITH A JETPACK!!!

so everyone, good luck with exams...

and welcome back to Bishop, i missed you fuckloads

Love you (L)

and a shout out to my little friend "lilone", dw babe, shit will get easier and better, and if they dont... then be like a dog,

... if you cant fuck it or eat it... Piss on it then walk off.

... just sayin ;)

Doubleyew Tee Fuck? - CS - Rapists

life is like raping, if u cant fight against it, then enjoy it... so first of all one of my asian friends said this to me.... I'd just like to begin by saying... DOUBLEYEW TEE FUCK!!!!

Secondly... howd he know i was a rapist???? >_> SHIT MY SECRETS OUT!!!! FUCKING HIDE!!!!!

Speaking of rapists... dont look behind you.... how many of you looked behind???

but seriously, time for a new "community service" announcement........ this one is about people like me.... RAPISTS :D and serial killers... im not one of those....

Now people these days are so worried about rapists and generally bad people who look like they will either touch your shit... or sodomize you in a dark alley with a cold lubeless metal pole. (PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!) Now theres some things that we all need to know. So lets get some background information into this post.

First of all, lets describe what rapists actually looks like.... Well to begin, they are either a tall, shady, and scary dude (cant say dark because people thought i was being racist) that always wears like a massive trenchcoat and a really cool hat... A generally tall male with longish hair and always follows you around with a loving look in his eyes.... Or a small greasy bald man that just grabs your ass 24/7.... wow i fit into all 3 catagories... shit....

Now lets get to the real buisness... How to escape these bastards.

First of all... Generally Avoid them all round, these people arent good. Just ask my friends who hang around me WAIT WHAT!!!

Secondly, if you do see a rapist the smart thing to do is... well RUN! just bail, you dont wanna be sodomized do you?

Hitting a rapist in the balls will not work because they will be so used to the pain of being smacked in the nuts that it is desensitised, their only weakness is pepper spray.... unless you get those super rapists... then just SCREAM FOR HELP... and if no one comes... PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!! :D

... i hope ive helped you, and for those who hang around me... i promise i wont rape you.... until last.

... Just Sayin ;)

Drugs not hugs (L)

Now my bestfriend today was really depressed, and i did a REALLY bad job of cheering her up, so i currently feel like shit. I'm sorry i couldnt make shit better for you but i do try (U) I (L) YOU.

My other bestfriend is still on camp, bishop i hope that log doesnt trick you into fucking it... and if it does.... try and get its number please :( I miss it.

but i digress, i stepped up on a huge scale today, i found all the old orchestral pieces that i love and have started listening to them today. I've done 3 hours of homework, i ate my dinner and i haven't self harmed yet :D all over life is good for now.

We always get these quick successful moments when we just think to our selves.... holy fuck my life is amazing... nothing could ruin this fee--... shit. - usually your on a drug when this happens, a little LSD maybe... coz we ALL know how that shit works right, specially those of you on music camp, those balcony bonding sessions :) I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! except you... yeh you, go die in a hole.... NAH JOKES!!!!!!! that would be a waste of a hole.

Now i want EVERYONE to check out this piece because its one of the most amazing compositions i have EVER played... EVER!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihgYX2ffxcs

have a good night everyone, love most of you...

Just Sayin ;)

Speeches

I never prepare myself for an oral assessment at school because i fucking hate them and i always manage to shit myself every time. But i have realized that shuffling cards while i give a speech keeps me calm so uhm.................. FUCK OFF IM A NERVOUS SHUFFLER!!! And to the curly haired bitch in the 2nd row, i will fucking cut you open. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR FUCKING HORRIBLE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU UGLY WHORE!!!

The girl currently giving a speech about cyberbulling just said that she doesn't cyber bully, and has suggest that she has been cyber bullied... She is one of the bitchiest sluts in the school... so yeh shes telling the truth about the cyber bullying, but she is worse then a cyber bully, she is an actual bully, putting down the self esteem of those just coz she probs got herpes from that one bastard. SO I SAY TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN CYBER BULLIED OR BULLIED IN GENERAL!! I LOVE YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUCKING BETTER THEN THEM (L).... unless your the curly haired bitch... fuck you i do what i want.

So yeh, dont bully and enjoy life peoples... and nervous shuffling is awesome (L)

... Just Sayin

Don't look!!!

Lol!! I knew you'd look. I dunno why but i've only just realized that when someone says not to do something... You straight away do the opposite. I mean if someone says DON'T LOOK!!! The first thing you do is... Look. In Aussie culture, inviting someone over to a bbq is kind of like a bonding mateship. But when ever you get invited, the invited party always says "what do you want me to bring?". The inviters say "don't bring anything." and the invited party always bring a big platter of food anyway!! It's like a social convention. Such as in America social convention for driving is honk your horn like a fucking cockbite and drive on the road because you are all Cockbiting fucktards when it comes to driving. In Australia if a person is trying to get into your lane... You let one car in and then you've done your duty.

But enough about social conventions and back to those opposites.
Now I've never tried the reverse for this, but what i noticed about the look don't look thing, or listen/don't listen it does reverse. The moment you say listen, you have to say it 5 times before somebody actually does listen to you!!! The moment you say don't listen, people try their hardest to hear what you say. And when you say look, people are either reluctant, or don't wanna.

So this is what I'm gonna do from now on. If I want someone to check out something. I'm gonna shout "DON'T LOOK"

If I want someone to hear something I'm saying to someone else I'll be like "shh don't listen in"

Also when did saying BRB mean, I'll be back in about 3 hours!!! Wtf!!!

Just Sayin ;)

I want you guys to watch this video because it cheers me up all the time. It's made by the guys at roosterteeth. The same dudes that made Red Vs Blue and I recommend you check out all their vids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccImoOXfk4

STALKER

i WILL BE DOING THIS POST USING THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!! :d

sO WE ALL WISH WE HAD A STALKER. fACEBOOK STALKERS ARE THE MOST COMMON KIND AT THE MOMENT, BUT NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A STALKER IS, SO IM GONNA DO THIS cOMUNITY sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT (USING THE CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL) ABOUT STALKERS.

NOW BLOGGERS CAN COME IN ALL SHAPES AND FORMS, SO FIRST OF ALL LET ME DETAIL WHAT TYPES OF STALKERS THERE ARE.

1) tHE bUSH sTALKER (PEEPING TOMS) - tHESE DIRTY BASTARDS LIKE TO HIDE IN THE BUSHES AND WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SHOWER/GET DRESSED. uSUALLY HOLDING A CAMERA AND A PICTURE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT TO AUTOGRAPH... i AM ONE OF THESE.

2) tHE fACEBOOK sTALKER (pREEEEEETTY MUCH ANY PERSON ON FACEBOOK THAT HAS A CRUSH ON YOU) - tHIS COMMON FORM OF STALKING IS WHEN YOU RAPIDLY MASH THE F5 KEY ON FACEBOOK AND CHECK THE VICTIMS STATUSES EVERY 5 SECONDS, ALSO CONSISTS OF LOOKING THRU THE PICS 31 (24 AND 7 = 31)

3) tHE bLATANT sTALKER - tHESE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE ALIVE. tHEY ARE THE ONES THAT literally follow you everywhere!!!!!! tHEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE...... LIKE YOUR MUM, TELL HER TO BACK THE FUCK OFF.

sO A WAY TO AVOID THESE BASTARDS IS FIRST OF ALL,

1) LIVE IN A HOLE, NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWAY SO YOU CAN JUST GO DIE.
2) tURN AROUND AND SHOUT "i will cut a bitch!!!"
3) tURN AROUND AND STAB THEM!!!!!! wewwww stabbing!!!!
AND FINALLY NUMBER 4) STALK THEM BACK :) everyone loves a stalker!!!!!!!!

ALSO I JUST WANNA SAY, WHERE ARE ALL YOU BASTARDS COMING FROM :p

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tO SILENCE A LARGE NOISE ALL YOU NEED IS A BIGGER NOISE

i SAID THAT MYSELF :)

... JUST SAYIN ;)

TIT BEAGLE!!!

sorry, but i had to post this, this is the funniest shit about my friend dave and his dog, drawn by vanessa and posted by vanessa (watchmewritestuff.blogspot.com)

Also, Apparently Women dont have asshole.... thank you Vanessa for this info....

... Just Sayin ;)

GET IT RIGHT

People, if your gonna insult someone... get this shit right. I mean, im gonna fuck you up.... is not a really good insult. COME AT ME BRO... should not be said... at all... ever. Only faggots do, I.E where ever the fuck it came from must be a faggot show because i dont watch it (L)

What the fuck is a titbeagle?

So I just wanna say, THINK BEFORE YOU INSULT!!!! and if you do insult someone, KEEP IT ALONG ONE LINE!!! CONSISTENCY YOU COCKBITING FUCKTARDS! You cant call me a whore, then a bitch. No one likes a bitchy whore, so get it right woman!!

Now that log has been calling me and im trying to avoid it, that bitchy whore already tricked me into sleeping with it once, i dont want barkballs again D: but i Digress

So in health class we are learning about.... fuck what are we learning about, ive had health class for the whole year and i havent learnt one thing, i think ive actually LOST braincells. But i have learnt alot about other people, like that tall asian guy is so stupid that he must be an escaped monkey from the zoo. The tall wog guy swings both ways, the smartest girl in the class who is also a bitchy whore cheats on her tests and thinks i hit on her sister, and the dumb girls are actually pretty nice... Except that one with herpes... i hate her.... i hate her soooo much.....

So yeh, if you dont learn about the subject in class, you learn about the people instead,, SOOO MUCH FUN!!!

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Dude: Dont worry baby ill protect you.
Chick: Yeh thats what the last guy said, but now i cant stop scratching
Dude: HAHAAAAA--- wait what?

... Just Sayin ;)

Heyyyy Party Peoples!!!! IM BACK!!!!!

So im gonna give some info about me :D

Im 17, im a dude, i LOOOOOOOVE metal music, SHINY AND FLUFFY THINGS!!!! (ITS SHOOOO FLUFFAAYYYY). aaaaaaaaaaand.... i hate you (L)

Now this blogspot shit has kinda fucked me off because i havent been able to post, so im dedicating this post to fuck ups. Specially interweb fuck ups....

Now we all have our favourite websites, such was "2chan" (gayfags on tumblEr call it this shit), or http://www.blogger.com/ or my personal favourite, www.wikipedia.org . But where would we be without these websites, without 4chan, trolling would be really fucking BORING! without blogger i wouldnt be able to rage about absolutely pointless shit and have you guys reading it, and without wikipedia im pretty sure EVERYONE in our generation would fail high school. http://www.wikipedia.com/ - doing peoples homework for more then a decade.

But as i go on, i realize that websites occaisionally have fuck ups, and its only those tech support guys that can fix it. Can you imagine wiki fucking up and the owner calling tech support.

Wiki: Hello!!!! my site is down!!! PLEASE HELP US
Tech: hello youve called Ahgpafunaethbega... I am not in india, how can i help you?
Wiki: MY SITE IS DOWN!! PEOPLE NEED HOME WORK TO BE DONE.
Tech: Oh no sir, this is a problem, this looks like a job for SUPER Ahgpafunaethbega!!
Wiki: ... Just fix it
Tech: While i have you... would you like a credit card >_>
Wiki: Go fuck a log (L)
*beep beep beep beep*

Ahhh, wiki shoulda tried to sell them a raffle ticket, woulda been a lot better conversation there.

Just a shout out to the Bishop ;) Have fun on camp (L) Love you

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"Justin Bieber looks like me when i was younger"

Just Sayin ;)

Song Titles

The music world is VEERY popular these days. But I would LOVE to know how some bands make their titles. I mean do they make the song an just pic some random words out of the chorus, or is there a massive meaning behind them?

My favorite band names the song and then works on it, but the song is always named after the lyrics have been written, and usually the title is somewhere in the words of it, or there's a deeper meaning to the music.

There's also humorous song titles that I've seen such as - (insert awesome songtitle here) and don't touch that, it's diseased. And my personal favourite. You were the king but now your unconscious. But from past experience song titles that are funny usually lead to shit songs...

So now I'm gonna help with a new way to make a song title.

Get the first letter of your last name, the second letter of your middle name(s) and then the last letter of your first name. Make an acronym out of it and make that the song title.

CENS - Cunts Eat Nut Shells
SECN - Super Endorsement Cigarette Nudists
ECNS - Elastic Cilantro Nest Sex

Three best songs ever!!! Bishop make lyrics that match the title!! Duuuuit!!

I want you readers to try and post 3 song titles because... That shits pretty fucking hilarious :D

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Dude 1: I'm gonna kick your ass
Dude 2: not if I don't have an ass!!!
Dude 1: O.o

Just Sayin ;)

Love isn't blind, it's retarded.

Now the name really doesn't have anything to do with this post... But then again it could count for guilty pleasures. Now everyone has a guilty pleasure, and if you come up to me and say "I don't have a guilty pleasure Lewis D:" I'm gonna come up to you and slap you in the face with my shlong.

Now sometimes guilty pleasures are hard to open up about, but I'm gonna tell you some of mine.
First of all I was addicted to Habbo Hotel until the end of last year.
Secondly, I used to LOVE runes ape
Third I am that addicted to star wars that anybody who sees my bedroom will shitbrix.

But yeh if your game enough maybe you should post some guilty pleasures.
Like my friend Bishop here, her guilty pleasure is obviously pissing me off :D so next time I see her I'm bringing a cold lubeless metal pole. Love you Bishop (L)

But yeh, we all have em so don't deny

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I am who I am
I do what I want
It's not for anyone else to decide

Just Sayin ;)

Quotes

This ain't gonna be one of my longer posts. But I'm just going out there to say it, we all have quotes that we remember no matter what, no matter how long it is. Or how long you go without saying it, it always sticks in your mind. Quotes can come from books, from parents, friends and cockbiting fucktards that you hang around coz you love em (L) love you bishop (L)

Now we all use quotes for special reasons, such as, telling the girl you love that you really want them or, telling the faggot you hate to go die.

But from now on I'm going to finish my blog with my favorite quotes :)

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A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you. And I mean hell...if you have to live the rest of your life in a memory...you might as well make it a good one.

Just Sayin ;)

You dirty bastard

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