Kawazy

Sooo. It comes to my attention that when hummed, fugue number 23 sends our puppy into somewhat of... Oh I don't know... A wild frenzy. I guess coz every time I play with him I hum the same song. Shocking I know. Now I want to put it out there that... Speaking another language is pretty hardcore. Being able to speak more then 4 languages is pretty solid, (doesn't have to be fluid) and being able to say fuck you in more then 8 languages is just fucking epic.

Now I have a firm belief in pissing people off. If there was a religion of annoyance, I would join that without a thought.

There are three different types off annoyances... Let me deal this out to do.

First there's the physical annoyances - the people that specialize in this form of pissing-offness. They will touch, feel, poke, shove, hit and punch you until it drives you mad with which they respond with "calm down man, chill ya jets." (Dave this explains why I've done this :P cool ya jets bro).

Second is the Vocal Annoyances - This specialty of annoyance is usually "accidentally" used by people with high pitched voices. But people that have mastered the art of vocal annoyance and move their voice box and embechure in such a way that your voice takes such a sound to piss other off. They also count as people who repeat shit, annoying shit that bore you with tedium and piss you off with stupid catch phrases

Finally there's the visual annoyances - the people specializing in such, will do stuff in front of your eyes to gain your attention, or they will block your vision or do something stupid to obscure stuff.

Then there's the people that specialize in all three!! I like to call those people fucking awesome.. Anybody that has that much skill should actually make this shit a religion... OHEY!!! I'm all three. Fuck yehh!


Nah but seriously, these people are a nuisance... And I love it, because they can make shit better at times...

Just Sayin ;)