STALKER

i WILL BE DOING THIS POST USING THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!! :d

sO WE ALL WISH WE HAD A STALKER. fACEBOOK STALKERS ARE THE MOST COMMON KIND AT THE MOMENT, BUT NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A STALKER IS, SO IM GONNA DO THIS cOMUNITY sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT (USING THE CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL) ABOUT STALKERS.

NOW BLOGGERS CAN COME IN ALL SHAPES AND FORMS, SO FIRST OF ALL LET ME DETAIL WHAT TYPES OF STALKERS THERE ARE.

1) tHE bUSH sTALKER (PEEPING TOMS) - tHESE DIRTY BASTARDS LIKE TO HIDE IN THE BUSHES AND WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SHOWER/GET DRESSED. uSUALLY HOLDING A CAMERA AND A PICTURE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT TO AUTOGRAPH... i AM ONE OF THESE.

2) tHE fACEBOOK sTALKER (pREEEEEETTY MUCH ANY PERSON ON FACEBOOK THAT HAS A CRUSH ON YOU) - tHIS COMMON FORM OF STALKING IS WHEN YOU RAPIDLY MASH THE F5 KEY ON FACEBOOK AND CHECK THE VICTIMS STATUSES EVERY 5 SECONDS, ALSO CONSISTS OF LOOKING THRU THE PICS 31 (24 AND 7 = 31)

3) tHE bLATANT sTALKER - tHESE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE ALIVE. tHEY ARE THE ONES THAT literally follow you everywhere!!!!!! tHEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE...... LIKE YOUR MUM, TELL HER TO BACK THE FUCK OFF.

sO A WAY TO AVOID THESE BASTARDS IS FIRST OF ALL,

1) LIVE IN A HOLE, NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWAY SO YOU CAN JUST GO DIE.
2) tURN AROUND AND SHOUT "i will cut a bitch!!!"
3) tURN AROUND AND STAB THEM!!!!!! wewwww stabbing!!!!
AND FINALLY NUMBER 4) STALK THEM BACK :) everyone loves a stalker!!!!!!!!

ALSO I JUST WANNA SAY, WHERE ARE ALL YOU BASTARDS COMING FROM :p

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tO SILENCE A LARGE NOISE ALL YOU NEED IS A BIGGER NOISE

i SAID THAT MYSELF :)

... JUST SAYIN ;)