THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!

THIS IS HOW I DANCE!!
WHEN IM NOT WEARING UNDERPANTS!!!
I LOVE HOW I DANCE!!
AND IM NOT GONNA BE WEARIN UNDERPANTS!!!
YOU CANT MAKE ME!! *BOOOOOOOM*

SO EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYONE loves very fucking random shit that people say, or the awesome silence breakers such as.... oh i dont know... someone playing a squeaky note on a clarinet OOOOOR someone shouting randomly (please use a very high voice)...

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE!!!
MAH TONAYULZ!"

everyone hate awkward silence but we are all too scared to break it.... then there are the roosterteeth such as me and dave over here >>>>> (hes sitting right next to me, check him out www.reinforcenegativeaspects.blogspot.com).

So heres somethings that we can do to break silence... First of all theres the "fake sneeze". Commonly used in exam periods... people will just be like..

".... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

usually this starts off a chain reaction and BAM the silence is over.

In times of extreme pressure, theres the *gigglesnort* (love you Bishop).

This will release all pressure, and the tense silence of those working around you, starting a chain reaction of gglz.

Finally theres the random shouting such as

"NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! STOP... TOUCHING... MEEEEEEEEEE!"

or

"HEY BOOGIE BOOGIE
MY BRAIN IS AN ANTELOPE
HAVE SOME MUSTARD COZ ITS EASTER IN YOUR FACE
MY TONAYULZ"

If this does work... then your in a room full of mutes... and you look like a total dickhead..

... Just Sayin ;)