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Monday, 17 October 2011

What do you plan to do after school?

A question was posed to me today.

"Lewis... What do you want to do after school?"

I thought about my answer VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY carefully here.

3 options ran through my head.

Firstly, "I'ma drop out of first year uni, become a drunk and a druggie and make my living as a pimp. Socially unacceptable, but entrepenuring at its best. I mean come on, it's a way for me to have fun, get sustinance from the drinks, and make money while making other people happy... Generally. I'd be like a genie, make people happy THEN BAM!!! THE DOWNSIDE JUST LIKE ANY GENIES WISH!!! Chlamydia or Syphilis... Or herpes.

Secondly, "I want to go to university for SIX FUCKING YEARS to do the course I want to do and then get stuck in a menial job for the rest of my life never doing anything else." That answer said no to me for two reasons. FIRSTLY, COME ON!!! !NO FUN!. Secondly, 6 years... 6 fucking years. WHO CAN BE FUUUUUCKED.

Finally, "I'm gonna screw around, get drunk, get sexed, get shit faced insane and im gonna enjoy it."

Guess which one I chose....

Heres a hint, response was, "Get out of my class room."

If you guessed 3. YOU WERE RIGHT

Live Life, Enjoy it.

Just Sayin ;)

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