Your so Punny

"no you pick up first *snicker*"
"no you pick u-.. Hello?"

Haha looks like she got the DROP on you :P get it!! Get it!!!

While talking to my mate Dave I got remember of how much cheap and crappy puns actually make me lol IRL. I fucking love a shit joke because they just are so fucking funny.


We were talking about my fire safety post and he goes, it was HOT! GEDIT!! IM SOOOOO PUNNY!!!
I actually rofl'd irl :) that was one of the best things I've heard in a while. But my dad is an abundance of these joke which always makes for a good family eats... So I love my dad for this

But I do want to say one thing, good puns are the ones that are so shitty that you have to point them out even tho they are plainly simple, or you don't has to point them out because they are just obvious. But since this is such a small post I leave you with my favourite two nursery rhymes :)

Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jills fanny
Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Coz Jills a fucking tranny.

And

Georgie porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made the cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay.


I fucking Love ruining things for little kiddies :)

... Just Sayin ;)