Herpderrrrrr

So I couldnt think of a title for this one but this is about how god likes to fuck us up when we need to be fine the most.

Most people believe that our holy lordess likes to put famine and sickness on us when we sin. But it seems like the fucking whore takes any good moment as a sin. I myself have no immune system, yet wear the most redicilous clothing on some days. But I have found a way to beat the shemale upstairs from doing this to us.

First of all, become athiest, now the only way you will get sick is from another person
So to avoid the above... Avoid people :)

Secondly, if anyone coughs, sneezes or farts near you, use a human shield.
Bishop: *really loud sneeze*
LeSAC: *pulls Dave infront of me*
Dave: *slow mo* NOOOOOOOOOO------!
LeSAC: *throws Dave at Sarah before germs can spread*
Dave: *runs into Sarah as they both bowl over the railing*
Sarah + Dave: *slow mo* FUCK ME SIDEWAAAAAAYS!!! *dead*

Make sure you dispose of the shiel ASAP before the germs can spread to you and sodomize your internal organs with a cold lubeless metal pole :)

Ahhh I love my imagination :)

... Just Sayin ;)