Anger

so i should clear some up for some people.... when im on a cranky rant, i sometimes.... "expand" the truth about whores, slutbags and cockbiting fucktards. Im just calling them names because im sick of their shit...

but lets get onto my story about anger..

My friend Bishop angered me today... and this was my response to that... i love you (L)
My enemy Dickface McCuntfaggot angered me today... this was my response to that... "stop being such a cranky bitch. i do what i want" David and Sarah will know what im talking about here.

But i digress, when ever people are angry there a some very common things they do like... throw a tantrum... a fist (occaisionally a foot) and maybe a shoe. What you need to do is anger a person to an extent where they feel like sodomizing you with a cold lubeless metal pole but cannot because they cannot reach you.. i have effective strategies for this...

My First Strategy is the "DISTANCING" Technique... Where you sit down in an occupied area, and insult the person but they cannot get up to come and belt you accross the face... only downside is after class :)

Second Stratgey is the "PASS BY" fuck you... its when your running, you see the person so you shout, "I FUCKED YOUR SISTER" while bolting past.

My finally strategy and my favourite is the... Deck them and give them a swift kick then throw them off a tall building technique... it releases your anger for the rest of your life :)

... Just Sayin ;)