Narrow Minded Whores

so we all have these moments in our lives when we do something so fucked up that people just focus on it. Wether its telling someone abit TOO much about your life and it fucks them up... or you try to fuck a log and someone tapes it for youtube...

Now you might be thinking "it seems that your talking from personal experience.."

First of all... i fucked your sister.. Secondly... that log tricked me into loving it.... Thirdly i fucked your sister...

As i was saying before your mind so rudely distracted me.. People like these are so annoying but there is always a way to get out of this.

First of all - redemption... Do something SO FUCKING BOSS that it just makes everything go away... like making a blog called http://www.cashthisshit.blogspot.com/... wait wot.

Secondly - you can do something so fucking stupid that they forget about the whole log incident and pry on that like... i dunno being a necrophiliac... O_O LACHLAN!

and finally - just say fuck you to the whore.. give them this speech

"Ahem *clears throat*..
Excuse me slutbag mcwhoreface... Your cakefaceness and overall cockbiting fucktartedness has pissed me off to the last straw *in mind*hehehehehehe straws :D*back in person*. And i have decided that it would be better for you to go die in a hole because you only see things for what you see on the outside without any room for change... Enjoy the cold soil of the grave that you will be digging by yourself because no one likes a slut (L)."

That should shut them up...

Just Sayin ;)