Community Serive Announcement - Exams

SOOO IM BACK AGAIN... again >_>

I dont know about you "other country" ppls (foreigners).. but almost everyone is fucking bugging out about exams.. HAVE NO FEAR LEWIS IS HERE TO FUCK YOU UP!!!!.... i mean... help.. yeh thats right >_>

So lets get straight to some tips for the exams... first of all, and one of the most importants...

SLEEP!!!! - you focus better when you have had a good nights sleep, so sleep as much as you can the day/night/week before.

if you have any days off - STUDY LIKE MAD, make sure you do the stuff from ages ago, the new stuff is stuck in your brain, the old stuff will be fresh when you do.

all aussie exams have 15 minutes "reading time". START FROM THE BACK... like the sunday news paper. Crack that fucker open from the back and read it like a japanese porno. Everyone knows that they put questions in there that have the answers for previous questions.

before the exam... DONT FUCKING CRAM!!! THATS A FUCKING STUPID THING TO DO!!!! Play Cards :) thats how it works, and when waiting outside of the exam, just to last minute preps.

inthe exam room, NO STRESS IS ALLOWED. thats a no stress zone, if theres something that you do that calms you down... DO IT! ill be taking in my deck of cards.

and finally guys and goils... when in doubt... go C :D

We all know that C is the best, also if theres ever an "all of the above".. thats generally the answer.

**Results may differ from person to person, if any troubles... serves you right from trusting someone on the internet... if all goes well, then im a fucking god, and you should all build a statue for me... im not joking.. something heroic... like me standing over a body.. OWAIT NO ME WITH A JETPACK!!!

so everyone, good luck with exams...

and welcome back to Bishop, i missed you fuckloads

Love you (L)

and a shout out to my little friend "lilone", dw babe, shit will get easier and better, and if they dont... then be like a dog,

... if you cant fuck it or eat it... Piss on it then walk off.

... just sayin ;)

Doubleyew Tee Fuck? - CS - Rapists

life is like raping, if u cant fight against it, then enjoy it... so first of all one of my asian friends said this to me.... I'd just like to begin by saying... DOUBLEYEW TEE FUCK!!!!

Secondly... howd he know i was a rapist???? >_> SHIT MY SECRETS OUT!!!! FUCKING HIDE!!!!!

Speaking of rapists... dont look behind you.... how many of you looked behind???

but seriously, time for a new "community service" announcement........ this one is about people like me.... RAPISTS :D and serial killers... im not one of those....

Now people these days are so worried about rapists and generally bad people who look like they will either touch your shit... or sodomize you in a dark alley with a cold lubeless metal pole. (PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!) Now theres some things that we all need to know. So lets get some background information into this post.

First of all, lets describe what rapists actually looks like.... Well to begin, they are either a tall, shady, and scary dude (cant say dark because people thought i was being racist) that always wears like a massive trenchcoat and a really cool hat... A generally tall male with longish hair and always follows you around with a loving look in his eyes.... Or a small greasy bald man that just grabs your ass 24/7.... wow i fit into all 3 catagories... shit....

Now lets get to the real buisness... How to escape these bastards.

First of all... Generally Avoid them all round, these people arent good. Just ask my friends who hang around me WAIT WHAT!!!

Secondly, if you do see a rapist the smart thing to do is... well RUN! just bail, you dont wanna be sodomized do you?

Hitting a rapist in the balls will not work because they will be so used to the pain of being smacked in the nuts that it is desensitised, their only weakness is pepper spray.... unless you get those super rapists... then just SCREAM FOR HELP... and if no one comes... PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!! :D

... i hope ive helped you, and for those who hang around me... i promise i wont rape you.... until last.

... Just Sayin ;)

Drugs not hugs (L)

Now my bestfriend today was really depressed, and i did a REALLY bad job of cheering her up, so i currently feel like shit. I'm sorry i couldnt make shit better for you but i do try (U) I (L) YOU.

My other bestfriend is still on camp, bishop i hope that log doesnt trick you into fucking it... and if it does.... try and get its number please :( I miss it.

but i digress, i stepped up on a huge scale today, i found all the old orchestral pieces that i love and have started listening to them today. I've done 3 hours of homework, i ate my dinner and i haven't self harmed yet :D all over life is good for now.

We always get these quick successful moments when we just think to our selves.... holy fuck my life is amazing... nothing could ruin this fee--... shit. - usually your on a drug when this happens, a little LSD maybe... coz we ALL know how that shit works right, specially those of you on music camp, those balcony bonding sessions :) I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! except you... yeh you, go die in a hole.... NAH JOKES!!!!!!! that would be a waste of a hole.

Now i want EVERYONE to check out this piece because its one of the most amazing compositions i have EVER played... EVER!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihgYX2ffxcs

have a good night everyone, love most of you...

Just Sayin ;)

Speeches

I never prepare myself for an oral assessment at school because i fucking hate them and i always manage to shit myself every time. But i have realized that shuffling cards while i give a speech keeps me calm so uhm.................. FUCK OFF IM A NERVOUS SHUFFLER!!! And to the curly haired bitch in the 2nd row, i will fucking cut you open. I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOUR FUCKING HORRIBLE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU UGLY WHORE!!!

The girl currently giving a speech about cyberbulling just said that she doesn't cyber bully, and has suggest that she has been cyber bullied... She is one of the bitchiest sluts in the school... so yeh shes telling the truth about the cyber bullying, but she is worse then a cyber bully, she is an actual bully, putting down the self esteem of those just coz she probs got herpes from that one bastard. SO I SAY TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN CYBER BULLIED OR BULLIED IN GENERAL!! I LOVE YOU GUYS AND YOUR FUCKING BETTER THEN THEM (L).... unless your the curly haired bitch... fuck you i do what i want.

So yeh, dont bully and enjoy life peoples... and nervous shuffling is awesome (L)

... Just Sayin

Don't look!!!

Lol!! I knew you'd look. I dunno why but i've only just realized that when someone says not to do something... You straight away do the opposite. I mean if someone says DON'T LOOK!!! The first thing you do is... Look. In Aussie culture, inviting someone over to a bbq is kind of like a bonding mateship. But when ever you get invited, the invited party always says "what do you want me to bring?". The inviters say "don't bring anything." and the invited party always bring a big platter of food anyway!! It's like a social convention. Such as in America social convention for driving is honk your horn like a fucking cockbite and drive on the road because you are all Cockbiting fucktards when it comes to driving. In Australia if a person is trying to get into your lane... You let one car in and then you've done your duty.

But enough about social conventions and back to those opposites.
Now I've never tried the reverse for this, but what i noticed about the look don't look thing, or listen/don't listen it does reverse. The moment you say listen, you have to say it 5 times before somebody actually does listen to you!!! The moment you say don't listen, people try their hardest to hear what you say. And when you say look, people are either reluctant, or don't wanna.

So this is what I'm gonna do from now on. If I want someone to check out something. I'm gonna shout "DON'T LOOK"

If I want someone to hear something I'm saying to someone else I'll be like "shh don't listen in"

Also when did saying BRB mean, I'll be back in about 3 hours!!! Wtf!!!

Just Sayin ;)

I want you guys to watch this video because it cheers me up all the time. It's made by the guys at roosterteeth. The same dudes that made Red Vs Blue and I recommend you check out all their vids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccImoOXfk4

STALKER

i WILL BE DOING THIS POST USING THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!! :d

sO WE ALL WISH WE HAD A STALKER. fACEBOOK STALKERS ARE THE MOST COMMON KIND AT THE MOMENT, BUT NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS WHAT A STALKER IS, SO IM GONNA DO THIS cOMUNITY sERVICE aNNOUNCEMENT (USING THE CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL) ABOUT STALKERS.

NOW BLOGGERS CAN COME IN ALL SHAPES AND FORMS, SO FIRST OF ALL LET ME DETAIL WHAT TYPES OF STALKERS THERE ARE.

1) tHE bUSH sTALKER (PEEPING TOMS) - tHESE DIRTY BASTARDS LIKE TO HIDE IN THE BUSHES AND WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SHOWER/GET DRESSED. uSUALLY HOLDING A CAMERA AND A PICTURE WITH YOUR FACE ON IT TO AUTOGRAPH... i AM ONE OF THESE.

2) tHE fACEBOOK sTALKER (pREEEEEETTY MUCH ANY PERSON ON FACEBOOK THAT HAS A CRUSH ON YOU) - tHIS COMMON FORM OF STALKING IS WHEN YOU RAPIDLY MASH THE F5 KEY ON FACEBOOK AND CHECK THE VICTIMS STATUSES EVERY 5 SECONDS, ALSO CONSISTS OF LOOKING THRU THE PICS 31 (24 AND 7 = 31)

3) tHE bLATANT sTALKER - tHESE PEOPLE ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE ALIVE. tHEY ARE THE ONES THAT literally follow you everywhere!!!!!! tHEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU AND WILL NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE...... LIKE YOUR MUM, TELL HER TO BACK THE FUCK OFF.

sO A WAY TO AVOID THESE BASTARDS IS FIRST OF ALL,

1) LIVE IN A HOLE, NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYWAY SO YOU CAN JUST GO DIE.
2) tURN AROUND AND SHOUT "i will cut a bitch!!!"
3) tURN AROUND AND STAB THEM!!!!!! wewwww stabbing!!!!
AND FINALLY NUMBER 4) STALK THEM BACK :) everyone loves a stalker!!!!!!!!

ALSO I JUST WANNA SAY, WHERE ARE ALL YOU BASTARDS COMING FROM :p

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tO SILENCE A LARGE NOISE ALL YOU NEED IS A BIGGER NOISE

i SAID THAT MYSELF :)

... JUST SAYIN ;)

TIT BEAGLE!!!

sorry, but i had to post this, this is the funniest shit about my friend dave and his dog, drawn by vanessa and posted by vanessa (watchmewritestuff.blogspot.com)

Also, Apparently Women dont have asshole.... thank you Vanessa for this info....

... Just Sayin ;)