Ya mum!!!

This joke is so old

Me: Your a cockbiting Fucktard
Dave: Your mums a cockbiting... Thingamacallit... (or just YA MUM!!)
Me: ... *face slap*

I fucking hate generic jokes... Which also makes me a hypocrite because I over use them too :P BUT NO MORE!!! I'm sick of it because it's SOOOOOO fucking boring. Ya mum jokes are to boring like indie kids are to faggetron... Just sayin.

Aaaaaaanyway... I'm changing my new insult... Try these alternatives out for a try and if you can think of anything else please comment.

Ya Mum!!!! - Ya turtle!!!!
That's what she said! - Thats what you said!
Ya mum!!!! - your sisters, ex-boyfriends, uncles, brothers, sisters, nephews, best friends, hook up buddies, mothers, boss's dog...
Yeh well so are you!!! - no... Just no... Go die cunt!

Or my personal favorite... This one beats ANYTHING!!!!!

Ya mums chest hairs!!

It wins over anything in the world!!! Ever!!!!
... Just sayin ;)