War is ____

So I ran up to this chick one time and said, "Bitch, tell me some math or I will shoot you with this gun." and she didn't so I shot her with that gun... Poor poor girl, and the mention of guns got me thinking about war.

I know the joke has been made many a time, but it seems that we now know what the Americans do when their gaming network has been hacked. Their soldiers killed Obama - wait I mean Osama. It took them ten years of looking in a desert to find him in a palace... Wtf... I'm just Sayin.

But I digress, people say war is hell, I quote Hawkeye Pierce from one of the greatest tv shows i have ever seen.

"War isn't hell, War is war and hell is hell, but of the two I'd prefer hell."

And it is true, in my opinion war is worse then hell, because when your in hell (my assumption is) your not getting shot at, or stuck in trenches, or deserts... Your just being sodomized by a cold metal pole by a red chick with horns... I call that person my mother. So why do we have war, I say it's because we can, someone has to show off the bigger gun. Why can't we just have cock fights instead?? Who ever has the biggest cock will probably win... Yep that sound about right, that can't be taken in any dirty forms can it. Nup, owell.

Throw Parties Not Grenades

... Just Sayin ;)