Goddamn Telemarketers

So, this is another community service announcement.

Now in the good ol Australia we have a list where, when we go on it, telemarketers can no longer call us... Some how they do anyway. So since we are ON this list, if we get called, I have ALL right to fuck with that cockbiting fucktard. So if your not on the list, but wanna fuck with them, here's a few ways.

1. Try to sell them raffle tickets.
"Hey before you try to sell me this creditcard or what ever the fuck you just said it was.... Do you want a raffle ticket?"
"no I'm just trying to tell you a great deal"
"yeh well im just trying to raise money for my school, so are you gonna buy one or not you cockbiting fucktard?"
*beep beep beep beep*

2. Try and open up to them emotionally.
"hello I would like to talk to you about this great deal we have."
"*sob* my boy/girlfriend, just broke up with me, **goes over veeeerrry long sad sap story**."
*beep beep beep beep*

3. My personal favourite, reverse psychology.
"hi there I would like t-"
"sorry mate, it's a bit too late/early here. I'm really interested in what you have to say so can you give me your number so I can call back at a better time?
"no"
"what why not? You don't like random strangers calling you at random hours to do shit... Well done you hypocritical cockbiting fucktard!"

Sooner or later you get the same person who's called you sometime before, THEY won't remember you but you will remember him. If you used number three, you could act all hurt and be like.
"YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK D:"

Funnest... shit... Ever...

Just Sayin ;)

"Griff that was the worst driving ever"
"that's because it wasn't driving!! It was flying and burning!!"

... Just Sayin ;)