Dude... Where's my laptop?

We all know how important technology is too us, and I'm kinda pizsed ATM because it seems that I have "miss placed" my laptop. I want to know why the fuck this shit happens... I often do this and you muthabitches can't deny that you've had something... Above losing size... And miss placed it. You put something down... Get distracted and bail, then when you realized it's gone you rush to where you THINK it was only to find that it's NOT there!!

First thing that goes through your mind is - FUCK!!! Where the fuck did i put it?
Second thing is - I'm gonna fucking die without it!
Thirdly - I wonder what it does while it's missing >_>

But yeh. The fact that people can lose shit so easily just fucks me. But but... It's not my fault!!! That whore distracted me with her short dress!!! I had to follow!!!!

... Just sayin ;)