Doubleyew Tee Fuck? - CS - Rapists

life is like raping, if u cant fight against it, then enjoy it... so first of all one of my asian friends said this to me.... I'd just like to begin by saying... DOUBLEYEW TEE FUCK!!!!

Secondly... howd he know i was a rapist???? >_> SHIT MY SECRETS OUT!!!! FUCKING HIDE!!!!!

Speaking of rapists... dont look behind you.... how many of you looked behind???

but seriously, time for a new "community service" announcement........ this one is about people like me.... RAPISTS :D and serial killers... im not one of those....

Now people these days are so worried about rapists and generally bad people who look like they will either touch your shit... or sodomize you in a dark alley with a cold lubeless metal pole. (PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!) Now theres some things that we all need to know. So lets get some background information into this post.

First of all, lets describe what rapists actually looks like.... Well to begin, they are either a tall, shady, and scary dude (cant say dark because people thought i was being racist) that always wears like a massive trenchcoat and a really cool hat... A generally tall male with longish hair and always follows you around with a loving look in his eyes.... Or a small greasy bald man that just grabs your ass 24/7.... wow i fit into all 3 catagories... shit....

Now lets get to the real buisness... How to escape these bastards.

First of all... Generally Avoid them all round, these people arent good. Just ask my friends who hang around me WAIT WHAT!!!

Secondly, if you do see a rapist the smart thing to do is... well RUN! just bail, you dont wanna be sodomized do you?

Hitting a rapist in the balls will not work because they will be so used to the pain of being smacked in the nuts that it is desensitised, their only weakness is pepper spray.... unless you get those super rapists... then just SCREAM FOR HELP... and if no one comes... PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!! :D

... i hope ive helped you, and for those who hang around me... i promise i wont rape you.... until last.

... Just Sayin ;)